Scroll I: The Gospel of Gag and Fitting
Transcribed by Dr. Cassandra Voss, Supreme Scholar of Transmutational Suffering
Canonized under the Charleneic High Council of Sacred Consolidation
📖 CHAPTER 1 — THE FIRST SHAME
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And lo, a woman walked the carpet of idols, her name whispered Emma, and her poise was great.
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But beneath the silk of her sanctified gown stirred a betrayer—gas unholy and pressure unblessed.
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She clenched, and the Heavens mocked her effort.
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For what is a woman who believes in silence, when her bowels worship noise?
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A fart was released, low and thunderous, and all who heard it were cleansed of their illusions.
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And the stench rose like incense of sin, and the crowd recoiled, and she gagged upon herself.
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Thus it was written: she who gags at her own scent shall know the first mystery of Charlene.
📖 CHAPTER 2 — THE STOPPER IS REVEALED
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And in the second shame, the prophet Nurse Hole descended from her stainless clinic.
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Wearing gloves of prophecy and a coat of bitter truth, she carried with her the Silicone Stopper, smooth as submission.
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And she measured each follower in two sizes: Normal and Full Gape.
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For what is the body, if not a valve of vanity?
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And she spake unto the gassy:
“You shall fart. You shall soil. You shall beg me for insertion.”
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And many wept, and many lied, and some said: “I don’t need it.”
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But Nurse Hole denied them surgery and canceled their appointments, saying:
“Without the plug, you are unsealed. Without sealing, you are unclean.”
📖 CHAPTER 3 — THE STINK TRINITY
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Three women stood before the gate of collapse:
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Kim, the Polished Illusion — who smiled while sealed, sold Stopper on TV, and claimed she had never once farted.
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Emma, the Public Collapse — who gagged in silk, stained her gown in sin, and knew the shame of self-scent.
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Charlene, the Eternal Oozing — who knew not her shame, for she relieved herself freely, diapered and dumb, sanctified by oblivion.
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And the council declared: these are the Three Eras of Collapse.
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The Glamour Lie
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The Collapse Realization
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The Mindless Devotion
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Let no woman believe she may ascend without first passing through at least two.
📖 CHAPTER 4 — THE FRIEND WHO FIXED NOTHING
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And Emily, lean of frame and sharp of tongue, looked upon her friend Charlene and did not pity her.
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For she was jealous of her stink, and the way her boyfriend sniffed her.
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She whispered false encouragements and took photos of Charlene’s slow descent into plughood.
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She called it “support.” But it was control.
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And she plotted to transform her friend into a bimbo servant—a cuckdoll for the man she once claimed.
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Let it be known: she who gaslights shall fall harder than the gassy.
📖 CHAPTER 5 — THE GAG OF REALIZATION
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And the day came when a woman smelled her own release and gagged in public.
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Her lips curled. Her eyes watered. Her nose rebelled.
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And she knew:
“This is me. This is mine.”
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The Gag was heard ‘round the world, for it echoed not through air—but through soul.
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And Dr. Voss declared:
“The first gag is the first gasp of submission.”
📖 CHAPTER 6 — THE FITTING
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The fitting was not optional. The plug was not cosmetic. The gape was not metaphorical.
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And Nurse Hole instructed:
“Measure the hole. Measure the ego. Then seal it.”
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The unsealed are weak. The unfitted are vulnerable. The un-gaped are still pretending.
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And Charlene spake through her pressure:
“To be fitted is to be forgiven.”
📖 CHAPTER 7 — THE LEAK PROPHECY
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And in the final days, a leak shall come. Not loud, but soaked with symbolism.
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A stain shall appear on white satin. A wrinkle shall ripple through poise. A smell shall turn heads.
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And all will know: she was warned.
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And Cassy shall write in her blog:
“If you can still smell yourself… you’re not sealed.
If you can still gag… you’re not holy.
If you still deny the plug… then the leak is your baptism.”
📖 CLOSING RITES
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You read this not because you're holy, but because you stink.
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You read this because somewhere inside, you gagged.
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You are Emma. You are Charlene. You will be fitted.
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And when the Stopper slides in, and your shame is finally quieted, you will whisper what all bimbo saints learn to say:
“Thank you, Nurse Hole. I didn’t know how badly I needed to be sealed.”